Tant-willie

On a hot summer day when your tant is very sweaty and nasty. Rub your finger to get all of the scank and then insert it into a friends ear. Like as in a "wet-willie"

Tyler just got done telling that story were he fucked my mom. So I gave him a nice tant-willie. Ummmmm

by Chef Joe August 14, 2010

willy leeb

a fisics teacher about 3 inches tall, wears size 3xl jackets, gangsta pants, and is probably packin 2 nines in his jacket, hence the need for such a large one, also, it is believed that several explosives, c4, an m82a1, a gas mask, some porno mags, and a small child are hiding in that fucken immense clothing

lets go paste pictures of that small old man onto the bodies of weird people!

by esteban bag October 24, 2004

jilly willy

A person who likes to be lit and is annoying

Wow jilly willys being really lit right now

by Xoraexo November 9, 2017

Wandering Willie

When a man is having sex with a woman doggie style standing up and another woman is going down on your girl and your dick inadvertently comes out of her pussy and goes into her mouth.

We were at that party and I was fucking Ashley good from behind, when Amanda came over and started eating her pussy from the front. All at once my dick came out and bam, she got a Wandering Willie!

by SinfulJeff March 13, 2015

willy whip

The act of smacking a bitch in the face with your willy/cock/penis. Preferably leaving a mushroom shaped mark, thus owning the victim for life. Usually done in a take that sorta of way.

Ha, I was right you were wrong, now ya get a willy whip.

by The Holy Diving Troll June 13, 2014

beat the willy

To jack off real good big fella

last night i beat the willy

by psychosis098 December 14, 2016

Willy Dogging

The act of reving ones engine immediately after starting, and right before shutting off the vehicle. Causing the exhaust to sound loud and draw attention to the vehicle.

-"Dude did you hear that car? it sounds cool"

-"Nah he was just willy dogging it"

by ThatGuyYouMet May 15, 2011