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Ribena Week

Referring to that time of the month when women are as much use as a chocolate fireguard and when men may ask themselves, and rightly so, "what's the use of a c**t that won't f**k?" as one Oscar once asked. Although, as my Ribena Glass often points out, we'd be very unhappy if the Ribena wasn't delivered this month. True.

See also painters, and having the painters in.
Hey baby, I'm as horny as Halle Berry's ex husband after a year in prison! Is it still Ribena Week?
by nonPC December 14, 2008
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Shark Week

1. A group of kids that are gods of wherever they preside.
1. That shark week scares me, because they are all powerful.
by the bearded bear March 25, 2009
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Candy bar of the week

Some prize my insane literacy arts teacher dose.

U have to guess what candy bar he was thinkin of...
YOUR ALL WRONG IT WAS PAY-DAY!! ALL MINE! MUHAHa
by Redlen September 24, 2004
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Shark Week

The moment in a woman's life she bleeds a large or small sum of blood from her vagina.
Devilpole: Let's have sex

Bleeder: I Have Shark Week |Inserts Shark Bait|
by DevilPole March 29, 2015
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Platinum week

A term used by students in Ireland. Refers to a week where one goes to college every day for a week, staying in college for the duration of each day, but attends no lectures or other academic activities. Seen by less ambitious students as an achievement greater than that of completing a golden week.
Here lad, you're some waster, you haven't gone to any lectures, you're gonna fail the year.

Eh, i don't think you understand the importance of what im doing, its called a platinum week, dumbass.
by JimmyPlatinum October 7, 2010
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Fake gay couple week

(Fake gay couple week) means where a boy gets with a boy and a girl gets with a girl for a week.

Oh yh just for fun
Tyler:would you like to be my fake bae?
Ben:why that's just gay

Tyler:ITS FAKE GAY COUPLE WEEK EVERYONE
by Jenniecorcor December 14, 2019
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Fake gay couple week

(Fake gay couple week )means when a boy gets with a boy for a week and a girl gets with a girl for a week !

Just for fun!!!
Tim:hi would u like to be my fake bae for the week

Ben:why that's just gay

Tim:its FAKE GAY COUPLE WEEK EVERYONE is doing it

Ben:oh then yh why not
by Jenniecorcor December 15, 2019
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