Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel

"That shit looks like a shit weasel."

by DonDsnger December 9, 2016

Shit Weasel

A shit that looks like a long, thick, brown thing that looks like a weasel

"That shit looks like a shit weasel."

by DonDsnger December 9, 2016

Weaseling out

When you're dick is too soft to penetrate. Also to avoid to do any type of effort.

John is weaseling out right now.

by Ianisanoggod December 15, 2016

Shank weasel

Well, a shank weasel tends to be the thang that dangles between your two lower appendages. It also tends to rise with the blood pressure when a juicy badonkadonk come rollin' by. Then you have to use said shank weasel.

Madam, do you mind if I bury my shank weasel in your hidey-hole?

by Rager October 21, 2015

Cock weasel

A wanna-be Eskimo bro. “Mr. Steal Your Girl”

I heard you’ve been hanging out with Bree you cock weasel!

by Aberg4eva November 27, 2019

Weasel instigator

Dayne edwards...

Did you see that weasel instigator dayne edwards chatting shit

by Lg90 November 30, 2019

Weasel

The act of aggressively shoving one's big toe and or foot in someone's anal cavity. Usually by force, the weaseler often has "helping feet", that are used to pin the victim down.

"Holy shit, Scott and his foot gang just weaseled me!!"

by PoopWhore69 December 16, 2019