walking Spanish

The forced, tiptoe walk of someone being given a bum's rush.

I saw Jake walking Spanish out of here last week, and he hasn't been back.

by seajay November 8, 2005

walsking

a cooler more hip way of saying walking.

Mikaela was walsking down the street trying to attract some hotties.

by Lithium7717 August 5, 2006

fret wanking

The art of playing twiddly crap sounding guitar solos , often with frantic wrist action , hence the comparison to wanking .

"all that fret wanking sounds shit"

by jess November 15, 2004

George Washington Effect

When a girl with very long hair cuts it short above her shoulders and it makes her look like the guy on the one dollar bill.

Why did she cut her hair?? It used to look so good! Now she looks like George Washington!

Damn, the George Washington Effect got her bad.

by UUUUUU April 4, 2009

Wanking

Like masturbation, only dirtier. Mainly performed by: 1) Men of any age fantasizing about having sex (usually) with someone famous or someone who wouldn't have real sex with them in a million years. 2) What your mother does to men to feed her drug habbit. 3) A perfectly normal act ensuring your mother has to look at weird stains on your underwear and sheets. 4) An act usually performed whilst lying on a single bed with your eyes tight shut. 5) Something you do when bored. 6) An act that makes you believe you're the best lover in the world....or you will be when you start having sex for real. 7) Something that old guy down the road made you do to him for a bag of sweets. 8) Something every male does, but no-one admits to it. 9) An act that usually ends with the participant saying, "YES!" or "EWWW!" depending on the angle of the penis. 10) What you're doing right now as you read these definitions of wanking...

"I refute all allegations that I was out of order. Wanking at a funeral is perfectly normal"

"Sorry for waking you up mummy, but I've discovered this new thing called 'wanking' and I wanted to show you what happens at the end. Shall I get you a tissue?"

by Doctor Phew August 17, 2011

washing machine

giant vibrator for women or men . . . . . eeeewwwwwwww.

miss Clemantine was very unsatisfied from the other leading vibrators so she leaned up against a washing machine.

by 8_Balled March 13, 2005

Washington Academy, East Machias

Although I do agree with whatever part of the last definition made sense, I'd like to also add that whoever wrote that must have either been baked out of their mind or just completely retarded. I dont' mind the lack of capitalization or the misspelling, but do you see those funny little symbols on your keyboard? They're called periods and commas. That aside, Washington Academy is festering spawning ground for conformity and reeks of a total abuse of power over students that is only exceeded by the aura of depression that pervades the atmosphere for one mile in every direction.

If Washington Academy, East Machias, lessened its iron grip on the student body maybe definitions like this wouldn't come about.

by Jijibwa March 31, 2009