skate the wake

Another way to say wakeskating ..

Yo the lake is butter smooth .. sponsored by windex. Lets go skate the wake

by Grizzy Grass August 1, 2007

Wake up call

You need find a random house, silently break into, locate random target, preferably female. When the target has been found, the aggressor then will be violently slapping with willy a victim over a face while she is sleeping. You are slapping her until she will wake up while singing "wake up call."

(Hotel reception, boss): "Do not forget to make a WAKE UP CALL in the morning!"
(Receptionist): "Do not worry, they will ake up with gladness!"
"You've just unleashed a WAKE UP CALL!"

by Peter Vyzinkar January 12, 2009

wake and take

waking up and listening to Taking Back Sunday first thing

this morning i decided to wake and take and then i put the definition in urban dictionary.

by weirdhat92 November 16, 2010

Wakefielded

Falsified or manipulated to support or obtain a predetermined outcome. (In the context of scientific research data).

The research paper had been wakefielded in the months before publication.

by elfrish December 17, 2016

Waheeb

A usually dumb person who likes to make fun of people he isn't liked by anyone and has a hard time fitting in.

Oh look at that loser Waheeb

by Mysterious Unknown Man January 9, 2017

wakerbate

an alternative to masturbate
meaning to engage in self-pleasuring activities in order to reach climax

I'm going home to wackerbate

He went to the bathroom to wackerbate

by Chris February 14, 2005

wakesay

A Large and fat person, who does nothing but sit on the couch and masturbates all day long. Also has no chance at getting a girlfriend anytime soon, but on the bright side he will probably mate with his cousin!

That guy is such a wakesay!

by Dakota Hall May 13, 2008