jilly willy

A person who likes to be lit and is annoying

Wow jilly willys being really lit right now

by Xoraexo November 9, 2017

a bit willy

A phrase used to describe something that doesn't quite meet your expectations.

Joe: "What did you think of the trip?"
Ross: "It was a bit willy"

by RossRobObey October 8, 2008

Tant-willie

On a hot summer day when your tant is very sweaty and nasty. Rub your finger to get all of the scank and then insert it into a friends ear. Like as in a "wet-willie"

Tyler just got done telling that story were he fucked my mom. So I gave him a nice tant-willie. Ummmmm

by Chef Joe August 14, 2010

willy farmer

Well, it's someone whose livelihood revovles around the cultivation and sale of phalae.

"that rags, he's a willy farmer by name and nature. doesn't get many subsidys for it though."

by Geraldine the Cabbage May 2, 2003

beat the willy

To jack off real good big fella

last night i beat the willy

by psychosis098 December 14, 2016

Willy rocket

A willy rocket is when a sparkler is inserted into the tip of the penis and then anal sex is performed with a girl. After intercourse, the sparkler should be lit in celebration.

Man, I willy rocketed her good!

by TeddyBoyz May 28, 2008

willy whip

The act of smacking a bitch in the face with your willy/cock/penis. Preferably leaving a mushroom shaped mark, thus owning the victim for life. Usually done in a take that sorta of way.

Ha, I was right you were wrong, now ya get a willy whip.

by The Holy Diving Troll June 13, 2014