ass turkey

the act of performing oral sex upon a woman while simutaniously making turkey sounds.

"When I get home from this 6 month deployment to Iraq, I'm giving my girlfriend the ass turkey"

by pete soriano March 10, 2004

Turkey

Turkey is a country that you never ever want to miss...

Let's come and see Turkey,this is not an advertisement:)

by newin February 8, 2005

turkey

the act of having sex with three different people from the same organization in one nights time, not at the same time either.

Many sorority girls have turkeys, a few of them have multiple.

by Huskybum January 25, 2009

Turkey

Another name for condom

Man: I have HIV, so I have to put a turkey on my dick before I fuck someone.

by Forafriend June 21, 2010

turkey trot

The act of waddling to the bathroom while holding a torrent of semen inside your vagina in an attempt to keep it from leaking out.

I busted about a quart of cum inside that skank, and she got out of bed quicker than shit and did the turkey trot down the hall.

by GRASS ON THE INFIELD December 21, 2008

turkey head

Similar to a woman who is a chicken head, but only a tad smarter.

The only reason your sister isn't a chicken head is because she graduated college, although her choice of boyfriends makes her a turkey head.

by Worldhead November 27, 2009

turkey basket

the act of putting your cock and balls between your legs and bending over to show someone. you then shake up and down or side to side to show the world your balls, dick and asshole. popularly performed out of a window of a moving car.

man i showed alex's mom my turkey basket last night and she was so impressed by it that she blew me...then i abe lincoln'd that ho.

by barrak obama November 14, 2007