hair salad

while sleeping next to a partner you cant seem to elude the tickling ways of their hair

Perturbations abounded last night as i could not seem to avoid the hair salad Megan kept stuffing in my face.

by provider44 January 14, 2010

Salad girl

A salad girl is a girl or group of girls with a fake/superficial valley girl style talking that have lots of arrogance and no intelligence brought to a conversation. Conceded airhead.

A bitchy valley girl that talks about eating salads to show off being healthy. When she says the word "salad" it sounds like "sall-ad" with her mouth left open and slack jaw, followed by a bitch face.

"Ew are you really going to eat that?! Oh my gawd, I totally need to get a salad for lunch." -salad girl

by GOOSE-VF1 March 08, 2016

pube salad

A large showing of pubes.

"She wants a pube salad, with some 'insert name's own' dressing"

by rnovak September 13, 2008

toss the salad

when you lick the bum hole

little steves licked my bum hole.hes justed tossed my salad

by david haywood August 01, 2003

Gorilla salad

A grotesquely hairy vagina.

If you want gorilla salad go to East Windsor.

by milfhunter37 April 03, 2003

Ass Salad

Nick-name for Al Asad air base in Iraq.

They are screwing this up at Ass Salad.
(About as fucked up as ass salad.)

by Marty B63 October 09, 2008

salad queen

A term used to describe a mardy bitch who presides over the salad bar of any given accomodation refectory provided for first year university students.

"I hate the fucking Salad Queen!"

by Dan Man December 03, 2005