dog monster

a very unattractive individual or an instance in which what happens or will be happening is not fun.

Joey got a new haircut, and he looks like an absolute dog monster.

by HIYAkids46 November 8, 2020

diddle the dog

Often used sarcastically, a reference to endeavoring to pleasure your canine in a sexual manner.

My dad used to lament, when he’d struck out with any available females, that he would instead “just go home and diddle the dog” for some fun.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2019

Turn dogs

The hot dogs you get at the turn on a golf course.

“Dude you played like garbage on the front 9.”

“I know I only came for the turn dogs”

by peteypablo21 January 17, 2022

Gammy dog

Aussie slang for a sly cheeky fucker

Peter "I shagged Bonnie last night, in the arse and then in the gob"
Brett "you gammy dog"

by Slovene machine August 21, 2016

keep dog

To keep watch, or lookout, ready to report. Often while concealed.

You keep dog while I break in.

by HHamishh June 26, 2017

the dog's philosophy

A way of seeing life that wryly asserts: If you can't eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.

The dog's philosophy has inspired in many what appears to be an affinity for canine behavior.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017

walter the dog

walter the iconic dog of all and reins superior
do not mess with this absolute unit

did you hear when walter the dog said hello MIKE

by michealrosen April 16, 2020