Titty Fapping

The act of pumping ones breasts after birthing a bastard
Sarah is titty fapping in the mothering room at work.

Crystal needs to start titty fapping or those Warlocks are going to explode
by HotDeuceUniversity August 05, 2016
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pixel titties

1.Pixelated boobs such as those found in video games, or low quality pornos.

2.Refering to any boobs portrayed on a screen, especially one of low quality.
Damn those are some nice pixel titties!
by ApeWanker December 04, 2015
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fashion titties

Titties small enough to wear wear high fashion clothes (runway boobs)
I don't have big boobs I have fashion titties.
by ghibby April 29, 2014
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Tittie Rape

1. When a man's penis is inserted forcibly between the breasts of a woman and is thrusted repeatedly.

2. An act of rape performed solely on the breasts.
"Tittie rape is a serious concern in this 'modern' 'society'."

Man: "Yo, Rachael, you were totally tittie fucked!"
Rachael: "Nuh uh man. I wasn't even aware. It was totally tittie rape"
by Genteel_Wolfman June 30, 2013
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Titty Smacked

The term for post strip club depression, A.K.A. The serotonin dump that occurs after sometimes leaving the strip club.
Man I hate strip clubs, I feel titty smacked

She's got me titty smacked
by Redboy Relish May 10, 2023
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titty standoff

A titty standoff is when two women fold their arms simultaneously to indicate disagreement with each other, elevating breasts to display status. Anthropologically, titty standoffs are an important social ritual permitting dominant and submissive females to assert their disagreement peacefully before the submissive female is literally forced to concede the point. Submissive females - especially new young ones - are typically respected more in the long run for engaging in a titty standoff even if they lose rather than simply submitting because long-term acceptance to a tribe requires demonstrating that you at least have a bitch-switch worth flipping and can bring your bitch-switch to the fight on behalf of the tribe if necessary.
Cheryl and Shelly met in Cheryl's office. Cheryl closed the door and they both kept standing. Cheryl wanted to 'just talk' to Shelly about the benefits change in-private. Shelly has kids so it was a real titty standoff ; they folded their arms and they both got to the point right away. But then I heard Shelly raise her voice and say " No, actually I don't agree." Later on Cheryl sent an e-mail to everybody in the department thanking them for their honest feedback.
by JoeyDaProgrammerToo December 19, 2014
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Titty beard

The abnormally excessive occurance of hair growth below a woman's nipple, where upon seeing it you believe that you've seen Mike Napoli of the Red Sox.
Last night I met Mike Napoli. Wait. No. It was my girlfriend's titty beard. Damn it. Go Mike!
by Redsox4ever May 15, 2015
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