Wacky Thumb

When your thumb is wiggling around with a glob of sweet potatoes on top of it.

Also a night time dish with almonds baked into a waffle

Dude, your sister has a wacky thumb and now my dog smells like sweet potatoes.

Hey, are you gonna eat that wacky thumb?

by TheUrbanNinja January 1, 2011

Vag Thumb

A condition and distinct feeling that follows a full night of thumb insertion into a woman’s vagina or vag hole. The thumb is typically used when dealing with satisfying loose women and/or to replace remaining fingers and avoid strain; also referred to as thumb tendonitis caused by the vag

KB woke up with nasty case of vag thumb after spending the night with that easy hispanic chick he picked up at the bar; he wasnt able to text or update his Bieber fan blog for hours

by ShawtyValdez September 14, 2010

Thumb-gina

The skin between your thumb and pointer finger.

I don't think I'd ever get my thumb-gina pierced. It's too sensitive.

by GreattScott November 3, 2013

thumb circle

the texting equivalent of a drum circle. a group of people who are way too obsessed with texting and thus spend all their time sitting in a circle, thumbs tapping madly.

last night jenny was texting tim so much, it was like she'd joined a thumb circle.

by tubieds March 31, 2009

Monkey thumb

An extremely fat blunt. Usually containing 1.5 grams or more

Y'all rollin cancer sticks, I only smoke monkey thumbs

by Slang danga December 25, 2016

thumb diet

A diet for reducing the size of one's thumb print for texting on a smart phone without making typos or accidentally sending unfinished messages due to the minuscule size of the keys or icons.

Dammit! I just sent a text before I was done writing it because my thumb is too large for the icons. I need to go on a thumb diet!

by rickbbiking September 23, 2012

Slip of the thumb

21st century slipping of the tongue. Can technically include accidental replies or grammar mistakes...

"ahhh man, I didn't mean to send that! Total slip of the thumb there, apologies!" - In reference to a message sent to someone by mistake, or that accidental !,? or word that likes to randomly make itself a plural....

by Mat Wood September 6, 2017