The Dirty Thing

When you stick your finger in your belly button or another persons belly button and thrust in and out.

"Bro can I just do the dirty thing?"

"Soo this person walked up to me and did the dirty thing..."

by Shnigs August 29, 2017

stop doing the urban dictionary thing

Stop

Pls stop doing the urban dictionary thing

by Yaga stop December 14, 2016

I do my thing

Based off Kid Cudi song, I do my thing. "I smoke I drink I do my thing. I'm livin' in my own world"

It also means spread peace and love.

I do my thing all day err day

by my life is bro July 10, 2011

Jeep Thing

the STD of the offroad world because
the most common offroading vehicle is a Jeep

iv got your Jeep Thing now it hurts when i pee

by xjcowboy June 11, 2012

Thing 1

A boy who is your main crush above all, hence ;thing 1; Usually crush lasts a few years, may have know him and previously talked to him, usually has a ugly girlfriend who resembles a guy and therefore makes your friends say you are better looking.

Girl 1- Ughh I have a new crush

Girl 2- Who?

Girl 1- Thing 1

Girl 2- Oh is he your main crush?

Girl 1- Yup

by Thing 1 Expert September 23, 2009

yellow floofy thing

a yellow coloured "thing" in which someone floofs with.
this only happens, however at 6.32PM in a secluded forest somewhere around the midlands.
do not mistake this with "yellow floofers" as these are highly different and this mistake can get you into a large amount of trouble.
please disregard all other entries.

A"is it time?"
B"i think so"
A"get the yellow floofy thing"

by rathsangatas drink November 1, 2004

Small black thing

Its small. its black. and its something we all know.

small black thing got me again!

by Friendly Neighborhood Nigga February 19, 2017