Wood Butter

The secretion of preseminal fluid at the tip of the penis from extended arousal. Has a very lubricating quality like melted butter.

After watching the strippers for an hour, Tony developed a nice coating of wood butter on his penis.

That girl was hot and now I have some serious wood butter!

by ck1962 December 23, 2012

phantom wood

When you get excited on someone else's behalf

Aw man pan's date is so hot tonight, I got Phantom Wood on his behalf.

by karl cs November 19, 2016

the speed of wood

Simply 1.513258e-008 MPH

He moves at the speed of wood

by Wormm March 13, 2005

Wood Pulp

A man's love juice. Semen splurging through an erection.

My girl was slobbing my knob and then I shot my wood pulp all over her face.

by Blake S. July 21, 2006

RJ Wood

The act of losing one's cell phone or otherwise damaging it in a way to make it not function, often times causing friends and family much stress. In extreme cases, this may lead to widespread games of Hide-n-Seek.

Mark: Erica, have you heard from Dan?
Erica: No, he pulled an RJ Wood again!!

by MhaWhaE October 28, 2011

Wood on the Fire

1. Putting wood on a fire
2. Getting venereal disease, so that your penis burns like it is on fire.

1. Could you put a little wood on the fire, it is getting chilly in here.
2. Chaz has to get to the student health center, he got a little wood on the fire.

by Stevr13 January 26, 2014

under-the-wood

simply being under some wood.

"wow i am under-the-wood"

by NaniKrank January 31, 2017