Dog digger

Similar to a gold digger,

A dog digger is someone who goes out with you for your dog(s).

Guy 1: What happen between you and Felecia?
Guy 2: I loved her, she only loved my dogs, so I said “bye Felecia” and set that dog digger back to her dog house.

by DeathToTheBourgeoisie239 May 28, 2018

dog selfie

When a dog owner positions their beloved companion to appear to have taken their own selfie.

My dog is so incredibly smart that he figured out how to take his own dog selfie and then next he opened up his own Instagram account!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019

k-dogging

verb - to eat out a girl for an extended period of time

Guy #1: Man i was k-dogging this bitch for hours!!!! She was loving every second of it

Guy #2: That's sick bro!

by Big Dick....Larry Hoover October 27, 2010

barracuda dog

A Wire Fox Terrier that is completely nuts.

"I left that barracuda dog in the garage today and when I came home everything was completely destroyed."

by The Clarkton Bus Driver November 20, 2011

Turn dogs

The hot dogs you get at the turn on a golf course.

“Dude you played like garbage on the front 9.”

“I know I only came for the turn dogs”

by peteypablo21 January 17, 2022

the dog's philosophy

A way of seeing life that wryly asserts: If you can't eat it or fuck it, then piss on it.

The dog's philosophy has inspired in many what appears to be an affinity for canine behavior.

by Dr Bunnygirl September 3, 2017

ranch dog

A sketchy looking female of questionable sanity.

Inspried by the dogs that inhabit the ranches of Mexico. Not exactly pets, they have to fend for themselves and end up a bit mangy and skittish, especially around humans.

That chick is a total ranch dog.

by Le Singe June 1, 2006