Roman is that one guy, that ONE guy everybody knows. A "Roman" builds many things, things most sane people would think is absolutely fucking crazy. (i.e. a motorized bike trailer.)
Person 1: Dude, did you see that wooden go-kart?
Person 2: Yeah, the guy who built it is a total Roman.
Person 2: Yeah, the guy who built it is a total Roman.
by bitch_ass_bitch May 31, 2023

Having absolutely zero knowledge on a topic before the attempt, and stumbling your way through the most chaotic, mentally ill and pyrrhic victory you’ve ever achieved. Subsequently learning almost nothing until halfway through another attempt.
Guy 1: Are you trying to open that?
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*
Guy 2, clearly pushing a pull door: Like scipio and his forefathers, I learn by doing. Observe the Roman try.
Guy 2 pulls the door back only to slam it forwards, breaking the glass and stepping through*
by Chiaro Amatasana February 3, 2023

The act of a man using their erect penis to physically manipulate another physical object. For example, a man using their penis to push a hole through a sheet of drywall.
Bro, I pulled a Roman Tyler yesterday and poked a massive hole through my fence so my neighbor could feast their eyes on my gigantic bone hammer while grilling.
by Shmurdoo January 16, 2019

by anonymous May 25, 2023

A strong guy who bashed arter(idk how to spell Lmao). He is charasmatic guy who is a nice person and all
by lol bozos August 22, 2023

by eshaybaah! September 8, 2020

A sexy,athletic,smart brown skin. He usually is nice to almost everyone. But he does get crazy sometimes too. He has beautiful dark brown eyes and black or brown hair. He is especially nice and treats his lady well.
by Rujdgjh November 12, 2019
