Gary the Pole Smoker

A middle aged man, ordinarily wearing an earring, and driving a cab.... often times while giving head to teenage boys

a/k/a The hardest of hard money lenders.

I was driving home from work yesterday and i saw Gary the Pole Smoker with that small vietnamese boy again

by dirty darrell October 16, 2008

flaming mud pole

Set your penis ablaze and jab it into a female's anus, hopefully exstinguishing the flame.

Holy shit, I just flaming mud poled that slut.

by matt March 2, 2004

south pole teether

When a girl is giving a guy head and uses her teeth, at this point she is a south pole teether

Don't date her unless you like a good ol' south pole teether!

by woody18 April 30, 2015

break the fishing pole

To break someone’s property on accident so it’s no longer useful.

That BBoy somehow ruined my gat when he shot it! Man that’s crazy that we would break the fishing pole like that!

by Terry Bad Ice October 2, 2017

Ben Catch-a-pole

A lanky farting bag of bones that think he's all it

'God you're an arrogant twat, you're such a Ben catch-a-pole'

by Yeahcool May 7, 2018

Norwegian Ski Pole

Norwegian Ski Pole, freezing your own shit and using it as a dildo. Originated from a lonely Norwegian scientist that got horny and bored.

"I'm so horny! But I left my dildo at my boyfriends house! Think I might just make a Norwegian Ski Pole for tonight!"

by AppleCartJack February 7, 2017

Frozen Ski Pole

Getting a handjob while being on a ski lift

dude, my girlfriend just gave me a frozen ski pole.

by bighead912 January 9, 2012