Midnight

Someone who seems pretty mean and edgy, but means well. No they don't, fuck you.

Brad: Woah, don't be such a Midnight, dude!
Dude: Fuck off, bitch.

by Some person, somewhere. December 5, 2019

midnight moos

Midnight moos is when you have a girl over but she was gross, or just bad! Like a cow.. moo

“bro, how was last night, was she good??”
“nah fam, it was midnight moos”
“jeez, she must of been bad”

by Punanichicken December 12, 2019

Midnight Wank

The act of masturbating until tomorrow (the upcoming date). Mostly done at midnight or close to 12AM

Alex: Dude I have just done the best midnight wank ever!
Peter: Why are you telling this to me? What even is a midnight wank?
Alex: Nvm. Wrong chat bro.

by Djukster December 30, 2019

Midnight Naf

He who nafs at midnight

I can't be the midnight naf I have to be home at 11.

by Swag420Blazememlg August 1, 2019

midnight cum

the snack your whore will want every night trust me

my baby said she was hungry so i gave her my midnight cum

by hgvigviyfvuhbuog April 1, 2017

midnight mac

When its late at night and you need some booty and hit on any woman that is close.

We all need a midnight mac to when it is late at night and we are thirsty.

by Dwon April 6, 2017

midnight horn

A midnight horn is when you get horny at midnight. Usually for no reason but,sometimes you were thinking about some one or something appealing.

Last night I had a midnight horn and it was cause, of my boyfriend/girlfriend.

by Midnight horn April 18, 2017