A mega creep is a creep but worse.
In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.
Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,
Wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually & being predatory does, and the mega creep does all of that with an extremely creepy smile and gestures.
There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone:
But whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean to the other one but not creepy to it:
The mega creep is creepy to both.
When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
In a world of predators, he is an apex predator.
Being attracted to someone in your age group & asking them out doesn't make someone creepy,
Wanting to violate them, touch and embrace them non-consensually & being predatory does, and the mega creep does all of that with an extremely creepy smile and gestures.
There is nothing wrong with being bisexual alone:
But whereas a standard creep is only creepy to one gender, and just really mean to the other one but not creepy to it:
The mega creep is creepy to both.
When he sees a young couple, he doesn't admire & want to violate just one: he admires & wants to violate both.
by Mega_Creep March 14, 2023
Get the mega creepmug. It's total creep and beep on the 101 right now.
I took the train because I didn't feel like doing the creep and beep on I-95.
I took the train because I didn't feel like doing the creep and beep on I-95.
by techn1ciaN December 16, 2022
Get the creep and beepmug. A bar, lounge, or area for friends to hang out and pick up on members of the opposite (or same) sex....depending on how you roll ;)
by ErinSommerXO May 2, 2014
Get the creep spotmug. 
Get the Creepmug. The linear deliniation which defines the appropriateness of the age difference between a male and female in a relationship.
Half the males age + 7 = Creep Line. If it equals more = ok, less = creep
Half the males age + 7 = Creep Line. If it equals more = ok, less = creep
"Matty smutted Lasqueesha last night at the bar. He's 30 and she's only 21, that's totes below the Creep Line dude"
Matty: Dude, hit that ass up!
Tim: No way man, she's like 16, totally below the Creep Line!
Matty: Dude, hit that ass up!
Tim: No way man, she's like 16, totally below the Creep Line!
by Teapotz September 29, 2012
Get the Creep Linemug. Woman: "That ugly man over there tried talking to me. He's such a creep!"
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Man: "That creepy old lady is looking at me..."
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Man: "That creepy old lady is looking at me..."
by Fcking_Chuck March 12, 2024
Get the Creepmug. by Lisa Odd August 24, 2020
Get the Creep-arsingmug.