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Kavi's Curse

Kavi's Curse, anyone who gets close to a person named Kavi when he coughs contracts a horrible Curse that makes them die a few days later. This Curse is activated if an individual makes Kavi laugh. A cure is possible the person must eat atleast 3 grams of crackers.
I contracted Kavi's Curse.. I don't know how much time I have left. I gotta look for crackers...
by hatsunemikuloverboy_1fan February 11, 2025
mugGet the Kavi's Cursemug.

The Harry Curse

Whenever Harold Lewis opens his mouth, doom befalls Sidemen FC.
Harry: Nah boys we got this we in the lead
Simon: we're fucked "The Harry Curse" is gonna happen
by snoxmy July 26, 2021
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curse cell cancellation

when you curse during sexual activity which suppresses you’re ejaculation
The curse cell cancellation is not what Adam and Eve did to be married.
by Coop Dupe December 14, 2019
mugGet the curse cell cancellationmug.

The Gypsies Curse

The consequence of removing the Georgia based band Gyn Soaked Gypsies from stage mid song.

If you remove said band from stage before the agreed upon time, then venue will become defunct in under a year.
"Man I saw Gyn Soaked Gypsies play at a bar last October, and the drunken sound guy jumped up on stage mid song to cut their set short by twenty minutes! Six months later...the bar is just GONE! I think it was the Gypsies Curse!"
by JakeThePinetree September 12, 2020
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The First Curse

The longest continuing recorded losing-streak curse in recorded Color War history (since its first documentation at the beginning of the century) where Red has lost for a minimum of seven years in a row
People who blame DHS for the First Curse are wrong
by o23gfh October 29, 2025
mugGet the The First Cursemug.

playingo curse

The playingo curse is a vile affliction that curses individuals with a combination of faggotry, autism, bitchiness, fucking stupidity, and incel tendencies. Those under the 'playingo curse' are doomed to a life of wretchedness, ignorance, and eternal damnation, forever shunned by society for their repulsive nature
Stay away from that guy, he's got the playingo curse
by Yuhkil February 28, 2024
mugGet the playingo cursemug.

commissioner’s curse

When you troll the current fantasy football commissioner into quiting and then you become the commissioner. The result of which, jinxes the new commissioner to have his fantasy season crumble to pieces in the playoffs. See also Madden curse.
Wow, Eric talked so much shit to Alex that he got stuck with the commissioner’s curse.
by No Bell, No Problem.... December 3, 2018
mugGet the commissioner’s cursemug.

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