Clay biscuit

A hefty log that clogs the shitter resulting in someone desperately looking for a plunger

Someone dropped a clay biscuit in the toilet at the movie theater

by Mikeyjr December 29, 2021

prison biscuit

When a prisoner keysters an extra piece of bread from the chow hall, and eats it in his cell later that night.

Prisoner 1: Gimme yo prison biscuit bitch!!
Prisoner 2: But if I give it to you now, i'll have to give it to you everyday and I won't get my vitamins.

by keyster king November 20, 2015

Soggy Biscuit

A classy game in which two males masturbate together and the first one to ejaculate on the biscuit wins, therefore the loser has to eat it.

Hi Jeff wanna play soggy biscuit
Yo Ben i'm feeling freaky, wanna play soggy biscuit

by MrSogMeister July 21, 2017

Biscuit Chick

A girl who is very sexy but isn't very smart

She's a total Biscuit Chick! Really hot, but flaky!

by Daddy Sky November 3, 2011

Trip for biscuits

A waste of time; a futile undertaking.

Dude 1: “How do you feel about 69’ing?”
Dude 2: “It’s ok, but kind of a trip for biscuits.”

by NSesh July 13, 2020

Biscuit Club

A group of friends that are awkward, amazing and original . Free thinking people who live for each others friendship.

Those guys are so weird.
-Yeah that's just the biscuit club.

by HonBiscuit August 31, 2014

Thigh Biscuits

When a heavy chick wears fishnets and the pudge on her thighs looks like a sheet of biscuits squeezing out

“Did you see that girl walk by in fishnets?”
“Oh yeah, I couldn’t miss those thigh biscuits!”

by Lil’ Wonton June 26, 2019