Ass-Hat

Any hat with MAGA or Make America Great Again on it. Usually colored red but does come in other colors.

Look he has a new Ass-Hat.

by hcalfield1 January 20, 2019

hat stealing

the type of flirting girls use if they are touchy and like you. Some people see this as “pick me girl” attitude and others see it as fun. Boy usually don’t like it however

Boy: So anyway I was thinking that-
girl: *steals hat and giggles*

boy: omggggg give me it backkkkk

girl: make me

hence shows the flirty behavior being hat stealing

by ThickBickNick January 7, 2021

Clown Hats

When a person's nipples resemble the fuzzy ball on the top of a clown's hat.

"Did you see her puffy clown hats?"

by Timmy & Tammy June 24, 2007

fishes hat

the interior state of a womans genitalia when considerably aroused. Far damper than an Otter's Pocket.

She was as wet as a fishes hat

by RobbieW August 5, 2006

Hat-Trick

A shit that requires 3 flushes to account for the waste.

I had to pull a hat-trick because of those spicy enchiladas.

by TwoPiece November 14, 2016

Cat in The Hat

The Primordial God of Anarchy and Chaos

Drake: I like Boys
Kanye: የግርግር አጋንንቱን መልአክ እጠራለሁ። yegirigiri āganinituni meli’āki it’eralehu
Drake: “Oh nigga”
Cat in The Hat: Splits drake atom by atom for being a certified boy lover

by Negus of Niggopia July 14, 2022

boob hats

also known as "nipples," boob hats was coined due to the resemblance between a nipple on a breast and a tiny top hat on a head

OMG did you hear?!?! Maya got her boob hats pierced

by dicktimus prime August 19, 2020