by J*Money April 18, 2005
Get the Mason High Schoolmug. Mason is a tall bloke with a large resemblance to your average American pedophile. what's worse is that he has the habits of one too. Mason loves to touch young children, especially on public transport, while recording it. This man also LOVES driving past all the local schools to survey the area. the abuse of alcohol in his life is not uncommon. this ultimately leads to a deadly combination of his bloodlust and his favourite whiskey (the wife beater 9000)
person 1: I really pulled a Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler this afternoon when my wife crashed the car.
Person 2: A Mason?
Person 1: Yeah, a Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler
Person 2: A Mason?
Person 1: Yeah, a Mason Morixbauer-Wheeler
by The Hugest Cock42069 May 3, 2022
Get the Mason Morixbauer-Wheelermug. This is a school in Naples, it makes you fairly depressed. Nobody who goes there likes it except for NeRdS.
by Blueberry Socks January 21, 2019
Get the Mason Classical Academymug. by MasonBak3r413 June 9, 2022
Get the Mason Aj Bakermug. Third member of Mad Trigger Crew
Very intelligent and adaptable and with a very firm moral compass. He also engages in so called "survival cooking", a controversial practice in which he cooks the things he hunts. His expertise in cooking has gained him the title of " malewife" among the fandom
Very intelligent and adaptable and with a very firm moral compass. He also engages in so called "survival cooking", a controversial practice in which he cooks the things he hunts. His expertise in cooking has gained him the title of " malewife" among the fandom
by steffy_baka April 4, 2022
Get the rio mason busujimamug. A Mason Jar that an Onlyfans Girl has farted in... Sold, Sealed and shipped Priority Mail. Its extra if you put sprinkles in it.
Man 1: Dude I hope Colleen Had some spicy Tacos for my Pink Mason Jar, extra beans.
Pedro: Me too Man.
20 minutes Later:
Man 1: Okay ill Only sniff half the jar...
(Man 1 sniffs the jar.)
Man 1:Wow there extra beans im sorry i sniffed the whole jar i couldnt help it, that was spicy.
Pedro: Its okay man ill eat the sprinkles
Pedro: Me too Man.
20 minutes Later:
Man 1: Okay ill Only sniff half the jar...
(Man 1 sniffs the jar.)
Man 1:Wow there extra beans im sorry i sniffed the whole jar i couldnt help it, that was spicy.
Pedro: Its okay man ill eat the sprinkles
by PontunePoonFloater November 1, 2022
Get the Pink Mason Jarmug. by Jenna bulionp October 15, 2020
Get the Kick a mason daymug.