town rider

a guy who has had sex with everyone in the town

damn dude stop being a town rider and save some girls for the rest of us

by kenny dimes August 20, 2010

Town Wench

The town slut

Male 1: “She’s fucked every dude in this city, she’s the town wench, man”

Male 2: “Cool”

by ThatOneGuy2604 November 12, 2020

town city

when u go down on a girl

i’m bout to go to town city

by malachi_jade_ November 23, 2021

town of hillsboro

stuck shit baseball players whose parents always complain about calls then go face-to-face with coach and threaten to kill them.

hillsboro parent: "thats a shit call!!!!"
PDC parent: "we don't appreciate what you said"
***PDC PARENT GETS CHASED AND THREATEN BY WILD AND DRUNK HILLBILLY***
the town of hillsboro is always full of drunks

by KUMMQUAT July 9, 2018

bing town

the act of getting high or being high - pending on what tense you use it in, or with

"Charlie took the bus to bing town."

"I just came back from bing town."

"Tony let's go to bing town."

by dan0h January 18, 2014

Pie Town

A very tiny western New Mexico town in Catron County where not much happens except the annual Pie Festival and the occasional dance. There are two pie shops, both of which serve fabulous food but are very unreliable about being open and also about their pies. There is also a post office, a lawyer's office, a fire station, some houses, and a park with a pavilion perfect for skateboarding and dances. No traffic to worry about, but just in case there's a sign when you enter saying "Caution, Congested Area." People are friendly, there are lots of ranchers and hippies, and everything is laidback and casual. Not much to do except go to the pie shops and yak over coffee, or go to the BookMobile every month, or make up interesting rumors about people you only know vaguely. The town attracts a lot of tourists - hikers, bikers, horseback riders - and a lot of them have interesting tales to tell.

Right on the Continental Divide...it's all downhill from here!

Wanna go get the mail in Pie Town?

by lolboredchickyandmusicrules:) March 15, 2011

town lap

When you drive around town in your car simply because you can't think of anything else to do.

Usually performed by teenagers in small towns because of the lack of things to do and the fact it takes only a few minutes to drive around the entire town. The passenger(s) usually attempt to find something to do or someone else for them to hang out with while the driver drives.

"What do you guys want to do?"
"I don't know."
"Let's just do some town laps."
-proceeds to drive around town-
"Did anyone text you back?"
"Nope."
-drives around again-

by Silver G. December 15, 2010