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Viatnamese Jungle Storm

Inserting your penis inside of someone's anus, and peeing in it, then slamming their ass cheeks together while they fart, spraying the piss out like a rain storm.
She's into some really freaky shit man, she had me give her a viatnamese Jungle Storm last night.
by APESnGRAPES66BANANAS! May 28, 2022
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Tornado storm

Watch out, she just started her tornado storm.
by Joe mamasofat September 9, 2010
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Snow storm

Multiple dudes ejaculating in a girl's mouth at the same time
Snow storm-When a girl is involved in a gangbang and the everyone ejaculates in her mouth at the same time
by Gambit007 November 13, 2019
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A fart comes before the storm

A phrase dating back to ancient times and used by many cultures, meaning that one often releases a fart before pooping. Most frequently used as a warning to young children who still sometimes poop in their pants.
Ancient Mayan child: *farts*
Ancient Mayan father: “Son, heed this papyrus. It was left by our ancestors to warn us that a fart comes before the storm. You must seek a toilet before it is too late.”
Ancient Mayan child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Pilgrim child: *farts*
Pilgrim mother: “As the good lord has taught us, child, a fart comes before the storm. You must seek out a toilet before you soil your pantaloons.”
Pilgrim child: *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*

Modern child: *farts*
Modern father: “Seek out and sit upon thy toilet, young one, lest ye fill your britches with turd of brown. For as the Bard once wrote, a fart cometh before thy storm.”
Modern mother: “You’re gonna make him weird if you keep talking to him like that.”
Modern child: *exits the room to find a toilet* “Just kidding!” *doesn’t listen; shits his pants*
by CountOlaf69 July 14, 2024
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Storm

One fat kid, probably has a hard time running
Storm is fat
by Ptown November 20, 2023
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severe whorunder storm

Is when a whorenado is downgraded or weakens. This could be caused by a member of the whorenado being kicked out of the bar or Ubers home early, due to already being shithoused at 7 pm. Also a severe whorunder storm is present usually several minutes before a whorenado actually forms. Normally possessing the characteristics of; “loud talking”, extreme, sporadic, high pitched laughter and also intermittent “woo” calls. See woo girl. These things will happen more frequently and will intensify greatly, and within moments, evolving into a full fledged whorenado.
Oh fuck, here we go! Looks like that severe whorunder storm is gaining strength by the second! We’re definitely gettin some tang tonight!

Kevin said there’s a severe whorunder storm by the bar. We need to holla at them before it gains whorenado status.

I had to get the wife and kids the fuck outta Applebee’s! There was a severe whorunder storm at the bar steadily gettin worse!!
by Jmbc17 November 9, 2017
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storm hawkins

a hoe often found in the bed with boys
storm hawkins found in bed with bffs boyfriend
by aaaskdfh August 24, 2018
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