Sasquatch Patch

A hairy vagina.

Conner's sasquatch patch is peeking out from under his jorts.

by hottestbitchtowalktheearth9 March 10, 2012

Hole Patch

When having ganbang sex with only 1 woman and all her holes are being “patched” (anal, vagina & mouth) with dicks.

Yesterday I was watching a Riley Reid Hole patch and she couldn’t breath and shit.

by Adam and Steve July 3, 2019

mia patch

someone who never stops talking also known to be a dumb blonde

“oh mia patch?she never shuts up”

by akakoziabw January 19, 2022

Patching

To go for freshman boys no matter what their age. And to not use common sense.

She's 18 and she's still Patching.

by Rabbitlover101 November 18, 2016

Wet patch survivor

A child who's father is a wanker

All my children are wet patch survivors their father is a wanker

by Gmadilemma August 13, 2022

Read the patch notes?

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.

"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"

by The Alcorus November 23, 2020

Patch 4

A long-awaited update to a VR game named Bonelab created by Stress Level Zero. It's said to improve the Marrow engine, the SDK, and add a built-in mod manager. Also goes by the name Project 4.

Friend: "Man, I hope Patch 4 comes out soon!"
You: "Same. I'm a standalone user and I really want that built-in mod manager."

by stanley_284727 May 23, 2024