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Bashing the meat

"How's your sex life going Stu?"

"Pretty good thanks, though the missus might not agree, came home last night and she was bashing the meat"
by LB69 May 14, 2016
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meat harbour

The name given to a large vagina
That girl last night had a bit of a meat harbour
by stephenlamp October 30, 2007
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Meat Schtickle

Barry has a meat schtickle.

I was disappointed with his meat schtickle.

He sent me a dick pic. It was a meat schtickle.
by Eaton Holgoode November 10, 2017
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Meat Points

Really hard, protruding nipples. Generally of the female variety but can apply to a male with stiffers as well.
The conference room was so cold today that every female in the room had meat points.

This cold weather gives me meat points.

She really gets off when I pinch her meat points.
by Eaton Holgoode January 11, 2018
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Meat Buyer

Anybody who orders a male prostitute. Can be used for both straight and gay experiences.
Henrick: I heard Tracy bought a lot of meat over the weekend. She's such a Meat Buyer...
Pablo: Don't talk about my girlfriend that way. I heard you were a Meat Buyer yourself!
by car dealership March 4, 2019
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Meat Pancake

When someone wraps a hot pancake around there dick and jacks-off into it.
Dude I totally Meat Pancaked right before we went to the movies.
by Shadowy Shadows January 8, 2011
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gooch meat

Like gooch its the stretch of tissue elongated between the bumhole and the boosack
FoundationFinlay : Lad what are you holding there?

SomeoneElse : Oh thats just kenny's gooch meat i harvested it recently
by glovestain December 4, 2018
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