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White Knighting

When you are receiving a blumpkin from your serving wench and you unsheath your sword from her oral scabbard and tap her on her left and right cheeks before blowing your load all over her face, thereby bestowing your royal seed upon her and elevating her to the ignoble position of Lady of the Lieu.
While sitting on my throne and making a deposit into the Royal Privy a licentious lass doth performed fellatio upon my broad sword. Whence forth I unsheathed thy sword from her succulent scabbard, slapped it across both cheeks and White Knighting her with thy Royal Jelly, thus elevating her to the position of Lady of the Lieu.
by Spin Shady January 13, 2021
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Yellow Knight

A Yellow Knight refers to a cowardly man who chooses to run away when things get tough. The color yellow stands for cowardice and deceit.
Jack keeps yellow knighting us before the big brawl.
by Mister Arbiter April 26, 2024
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Knight Commander

a trashy team lead by lores (currently) which fell off so badly omgomg
abbreviated as kc on bordr
by IceyCharmy November 26, 2024
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White Knight

A White Knight is a man who, in an attempt to gain affection from women typically acts in one of these ways:

1: Flogging
This involves extreme self-hatred and hatred of other men, often shaming themselves and other men for being male and praising women like gods.
2: Protecting
This involves stepping in and essentially cocksucking any woman who they percieve as being "attacked" which often includes being insulted or even disagreed with.

Not all men who stick up for women are white knights. The mens rea is what matters. If its just to be nice, then thats not WKing. If its to gain attention, affection or even favours then that is WKing.

As it turns out, many White Knights turn out to be far, far from the protectors they appear to be, and many White Knights will react explosively upon being turned away, often even more angrily than the men they seem to hate.

The name "White Knight" refers to the idea that these men see themselves as humble guardians and knights always protecting princesses and maidens, sometimes refered to as literal white knights.
Woman: I love coffee.
Man: No, coffee sucks.
White Knight: What is this? You dare disagree with that fine maiden? Blasphemous! Take that back now, foul being!

Woman: My ex-boyfriend sucks.
White Knight: Im so sorry for sharing a sex with that horrible beast. So many other such devils lurk in the dark. Men truly are subhumans and i feel ashamed for being one of them.
by buddy retard March 22, 2023
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The Sinned Knight

A very awesome musician that everyone needs to know about.
The Sinned Knight, myspace.com/sinnedknight
by SKfan November 20, 2010
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White Knight

"Did you see that Kyle is a white knight" "Yeah he wore his robe/armor"
by Yeet Delet April 28, 2020
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olivia knight

Olivia Knight is a backstabbing "bestfriend". One day she will be there for you, the next shell be swallowing Jacobs load. 2k isnt the same without your betraying ass and i hope you feel as sad as we did . She also dyes her hair weird colours cause shes fruity like that and is attracted to anyone who even looks at her.
wow i just broke Olivia Knights heart, i wish i could do it again
by fdbklonmnmeahpgusnfhdbg June 27, 2022
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