Polka Dot Pants

Pattern arising from repeated attempts to scratch a poorly cleansed anus by poking one's finger in it through one's pants

I had insufficient time and dedication to duty to wipe after an excessive chod. This led to a nutella coated chocolate starfish that became frightfully itchy needing prompt and decisive action. My wife later admired my Polka Dot Pants and asked where she may obtain similar from

by F34 May 11, 2025

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shut'thfukkup dot

Describingthe 'period' punctuation, emphasizing the period as though meaning to say, "End of Story", "Done", or "The End".

"Get over yourself. Not EVERYTHING is about u.. ..and that's said with a shut'thfukkup dot".

by anonymous February 7, 2024

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Dot

A perfect throw

"what a dot that guys a stud"

by MrDunfish December 1, 2021

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dots

Why thoughts when dots?

Dots?

by a[ojiksbndhasIOJKLP"d November 6, 2023

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dot

dot is the most sweet girl you’ll ever meet and she will never fail to make you laugh and smile. her laughter is contagious and all her jokes are always up-to-date and hilarious. However, she is so beautiful, but she denies it every time you say she is. she’ll always be there for you no matter what you’re going through, she’s a really good listener and gives good advice. usually has a dirty blonde hair and is super tall. dot has an obsession with all kinds of energy drinks because she thinks all the different flavors are so yummy. more specifically, Alani. if you have a dot in your life, you are automatically very happy with your friendship/relationship.

guy 1, “yo that girl is so fricking cuteee”
dot, *side eyes* “heh, no i’m not”
guy 2, “rawr dot is soooooooooo fine and funny”
guy 3, “dayum i wanna girl like her one day”

by ella bella bo skibidi della May 20, 2025

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