A brand of of naturally alkaline mountain spring water from the Austrian Alps in a tall boy can. It’s meant to look like a beer can but the design is also reminiscent of energy drinks like Monster & Reign to.
Aggressively marketed to straight-edge punk rockers, healthy heavy metal hipsters, edgy teetotalers who don’t want to stand out among drinkers, people ditching energy drinks & kids who want to look like they’re drinking a something they aren’t supposed to.
Most fans seem to eschew soft drinks like soda as well but the carbonated version is much softer like beer (likely intentional so people trying to quit booze can experience a similar mouthfeel.)
Also has a charity element & environmentalist message; they donate a percent of proceeds to charities that clean ocean pollution & educate about how aluminum is much more recyclable than plastic. This makes it appealing to the socially-conscious crowd as well.
Brand is known for funny violent ads that trigger boomers & older Gen-Xers, purposely over the top & edgy videos , turning hate comments into metal & punk albums, making short films about murderous canned water from hell & inviting their customers to contractually sell their soul in exchange for water & a free tshirt.
Haters will say the buyers actually worship satan or only single dads with fragile masculinity like the product.
Aggressively marketed to straight-edge punk rockers, healthy heavy metal hipsters, edgy teetotalers who don’t want to stand out among drinkers, people ditching energy drinks & kids who want to look like they’re drinking a something they aren’t supposed to.
Most fans seem to eschew soft drinks like soda as well but the carbonated version is much softer like beer (likely intentional so people trying to quit booze can experience a similar mouthfeel.)
Also has a charity element & environmentalist message; they donate a percent of proceeds to charities that clean ocean pollution & educate about how aluminum is much more recyclable than plastic. This makes it appealing to the socially-conscious crowd as well.
Brand is known for funny violent ads that trigger boomers & older Gen-Xers, purposely over the top & edgy videos , turning hate comments into metal & punk albums, making short films about murderous canned water from hell & inviting their customers to contractually sell their soul in exchange for water & a free tshirt.
Haters will say the buyers actually worship satan or only single dads with fragile masculinity like the product.
“Water is not yoga, water is Liquid Death”
“Grab a can of Liquid Death before it disappears”
“That's probably thrilling to your investors
Water for heavy metal hipsters”
“LaCroix helped me quit CocaCola, Nixie helped me quit energy drinks, Liquid Death helped me quit beer, Oatly helped me quit cow’s milk.
“Grab a can of Liquid Death before it disappears”
“That's probably thrilling to your investors
Water for heavy metal hipsters”
“LaCroix helped me quit CocaCola, Nixie helped me quit energy drinks, Liquid Death helped me quit beer, Oatly helped me quit cow’s milk.
by IbreathAir December 22, 2022
Get the Liquid Death mug.Something so indescribably horrific. The act of DEATH being rained upon in the form of an attack. Preferably anything by The Juggernaut.
I was playing Super Smash Bros. Brawl, and Pikachu started Raining Death on my ass with that Thunder Attack! ...So I rained death on her ass with THE JUGGERNAUT!
by Banana? October 9, 2009
Get the Raining Death mug.When Taxes get to high due to socialism some people may get taxed to death; a feeling similar to death due to to much taxes this may in fact cause you to temporarily live in your Friends trashcan.
Guy 1: Damn the taxes are real high right now
Guy 2: ya my friend just got taxed to death, and now he get out of my my trashcan!
Guy 1: poor guy.
Guy 2: ya my friend just got taxed to death, and now he get out of my my trashcan!
Guy 1: poor guy.
by sub to yeet thins December 7, 2018
Get the Taxed to Death mug.The death pout is the equivalent to the art of mooching.
Usually, the death pout is used to get what one wants.
It starts with seductive behavior. If it fails, it leads to abusive behavior. At last, when all has failed, the death pout proceeds.
Also known as the "poka-fayce".
The death pout is most famous among the female race, when trying to persuade another female or male to share their food. Also to persuade them to have sex, or to buy them caffeinated beverages.
The death pout typically does NOT work.
Usually, the death pout is used to get what one wants.
It starts with seductive behavior. If it fails, it leads to abusive behavior. At last, when all has failed, the death pout proceeds.
Also known as the "poka-fayce".
The death pout is most famous among the female race, when trying to persuade another female or male to share their food. Also to persuade them to have sex, or to buy them caffeinated beverages.
The death pout typically does NOT work.
Chick 1: -walks up with starbucks-
Chick 2: GIMME SOME UH YO COFFEE.
Chick 1: NO. I bought it, go get your own!
Chick 2: -moans, tries to seduce chick 1 out of her coffee-
Chick 1: -stares- It's not working.
Chick 2: DAMN! -lunges for coffee-
Chick 1: NOOOO! -pushes chick 2 away-
Chick 2: -DEATH POUT-
Chick 1: .... Oh. -flees the scene-
Another tale of a failed death pout.
The death pout will never die!
Chick 2: GIMME SOME UH YO COFFEE.
Chick 1: NO. I bought it, go get your own!
Chick 2: -moans, tries to seduce chick 1 out of her coffee-
Chick 1: -stares- It's not working.
Chick 2: DAMN! -lunges for coffee-
Chick 1: NOOOO! -pushes chick 2 away-
Chick 2: -DEATH POUT-
Chick 1: .... Oh. -flees the scene-
Another tale of a failed death pout.
The death pout will never die!
by Starbucks Lesbo. March 11, 2011
Get the the Death Pout mug.The early forms of a style now known as "Goth". During the 80s when styles from bands like The Cure, The Smiths and Virgin Prunes was working it's way into the maturing New Wave scene.
Similar but not quite the same thing as Necromancy.
Similar but not quite the same thing as Necromancy.
Judging by the way that chick is dressed with all the black and pale skin I would say she is Death Romantic.
Yeah I think you're right. Between the black fish-net stockings and the eyeliner her boy friend is wearing, I would say they are both Deathromantics.
Yeah I think you're right. Between the black fish-net stockings and the eyeliner her boy friend is wearing, I would say they are both Deathromantics.
by kuernodechivo January 25, 2010
Get the Death Romantic mug.A unicorn that is 9 feet tall, drinks blood, and eat human flesh. It gets its powers from Death Rainbows, which are rainbows made of blood, trust me, look it up. It also has teeth sharper than anything you have and will ever seen in your life. If you ever come across a Death Unicorn, I wouldn't even bother running, they're faster than even snails!
by Mafia Pigeon March 15, 2022
Get the Death Unicorn mug.A phrase used to respond to the generic “How are you today” question that people randomly ask you throughout the day. Used by people who are clinically depressed, hate their life and/or job, and l would rather die then face one more day of suffering
Coffee shop worker: “Welcome to Starbucks, how are you today?”
Cody: “Still praying for death. I will have a moca latte”
Cody: “Still praying for death. I will have a moca latte”
by PazuzuXXX January 28, 2018
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