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shmeat gang task force

A group of friends who share brotherly love and all have small penises
Yo, the Shmeat Gang Task Force is about to run a train on her.
by Frylockmeow May 28, 2018
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Tasak

Pronounced TAH-SHAHK...Turkish word for ballsack
James has a huge tasak

Quit being such a tasak

Suck my tasak
by Mr. Jaymz August 10, 2008
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Tashina

Tashina is such an amazing and incredible person. She is so beautiful inside and out. She has an amazing personality, and will always leave you wanting more. She can take your day and turn it completely around. She is amazing in every way and she can make you feel things you never felt before. I love her to death. And I will marry her and have amazing beautiful children with her. Forever and always. I love you baby girl.
Oh my gosh, you are dating Tashina? I am so jealous.

Yeah, be jealous.
by imsaved777 December 31, 2018
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Fan-Friggin-Tastic

A word used in sarcasm when one says something you really don't care about. (See Fan-Friggin-Tastic)
Person A - I got an A on my math test!
Person B - Fan-Friggin-Tastic.
by More Awesome Than Thou November 13, 2005
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Tasseled

Verb:
To tassel - the act of "dropping a bomb" in a men's room with total disregard to the unfortunate souls who enter the gaseous environment created in the enclosed space.

This is typically done by older gentleman who wears dress shoes with large dangling tassels on them. The victim of the tasseling is only a witness to these dangling shoes under the wall of the restroom stall, unknowing of the foul individual creating the odor.
Today when using the men's room I was "tasseled".

Can also be used as a synonym for a massive screw up or oversight.

"Hey Chuck you really tasseled that report"
by DubyaPH January 6, 2009
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taserlove

(taz-ur-luv) Noun: orig. Modern English

Official usage began in early 2007 on YouTube

A dating technique aimed at helping women to be less guarded and more amenable to the advances of men. The principle feature of this technique is the use of a taser at the first sign of resistance. The woman in question will become very easy to persuade to go home with the lucky user.
Martin wasn't very good with women until he started to use taserlove.

Man: Hi there gorgeous!
Woman: Hey, I'm not really interested, I'm here with my.....
Man: ....ZZZZZAAAPPPP....
Woman: Oh, God help me.. (crumples into his arms)
Man: I'd love to. let me help you to my car.
by SamsonsFolly July 18, 2009
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taskbar cover up

When a person quickly covers their computer screen taskbar with their index finger, hiding its contents from someone else. Most commonly used by people who live with their parents and can't stop looking at internet porn.
Duder 1: "Did I tell you that my dad almost caught me last night? I had to do a taskbar cover up to hide my porn from him."

Duder 2: "What? Didn't you look like a jackass with your finger on the screen the whole time?"

Duder 1: "Yeah, he knew what was up. I should have just told him to get out so I could jerk it. He's cool like that."
by westfalia December 21, 2009
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