Colombian Card Swipe

the columbian card swipe: inserting your nose into another persons asshole and snorting a line of cocaine as the brutally beef stew you in the face with your nose in the middle of their asshole

Dude, my nose is really runny after doing a Colombian card swipe yesterday.

by The Ultimate Guy November 8, 2022

Swish

1) To spam, overpost or to whine for attention
2) To ask a number of questions , none of which make much sense, and most of which could have easily been found by a quick search
3) Generic term for a n00b

1) Stop swishing already, you've already posted 5 threads today
2) This person is such a swish, he's been asking directions to the bank for the last 5 minutes
3) What a n00b, what a swish

by Haedrian October 11, 2006

The Mexican Dong Swipers

In order to perform the mexican dong swiper, you'll need a blender, a live duck, and a toaster. First, have your girlfriend come over to your house and have the duck, blender and toaster all on the table. Hopefully she'll be suspicious. Take her into the bedroom, and fuck her brains out, tell her you want to get wine, then grab the duck, go back into the room, insert the duck into her vagina, then proceed to cum on the inserted duck, have her squirt her menstreul juices on the duck. The duck will be very scared by this point, take this duck out to the kitchen, put this duck with the juices on it, and put it into the blender, after frapeeing it for roughly 2 minutes, put this mixture on to a baking tray, turn the oven to 350 degrees fahrenheit, bake for 22 minutes (set the timer), then cut this mixture into bars that you can bring to your next party. Enjoy this wonderous treat! After eating this mixture, it will produce a euphoric state and your dong will tingle, hence the name.

Jeff: Me and my girlfriend made some bars last night.
Jose: Really? What did they consist of?
Jeff: Look at it. Your eating The Mexican Dong Swipers right now.
Jose: Fuck you Jeff.

by IScissorkickLatinos May 19, 2010

Panther Swipe

When you blow your load in your hand. Either from jerking it or if a bitch dont finish. Then u smere it on her face with a swipe. Then you say Bitch, lick dat off

This bitch was giving me dome, but didnt finish, so i put my semen in my hand and panther swiped her.

by witekastle February 26, 2009

Swiss army pants

having an extrodinary amout of crap in your pockets you need to get by

i need pens, pencils, a knife, a little note book, my wallet, my keys, and my phone on me all day at work. good thing i got my swiss army pants with a gazillion pockets to hold all that crap

by CDeLucia March 8, 2009

Swipes

An all natural, flushable, and eco friendly personal hygiene wipe intended for adults to freshen up before and after intimate moments

I use swipes after sex to clean up the mess

by Ocean2811 September 27, 2011

Swipe

When a teacher takes a misused electronic device from a student during school such as a cell phone or a tablet.

Did you hear? Aaron got his phone swiped by Mr. Ferris.

by thelosttimelord October 21, 2013