monday morning surprise

The process by which a male obtains a condom and proceeds to urinate and ejaculate into it. The condom is sealed and inserted into the vagina of a sleeping girlfriend or wife. The surprise is completed when the male attempts to give her an Alabama Hot Pocket causing the condom to explode.

guy #1: yo that bitch is trippin, b.
guy #2: thats why i gave her a monday morning surprise and got the fk out of there.

by cot4lifeyo1 July 30, 2009

warrensburg missouri meat surprise

when a guy lies about the size of his dick over and over until it's time to "show me" and the surprise is that he lied

oh don't let that guy fool you he only has a warrensburg missouri Meat surprise

by aubrun bovine of moist hollows August 21, 2014

San Francisco Surprise

The act of waking a significant other shortly before spewing a load of cum on their face.

*nudge* *nudge*
Psst... Hey Megan, wake up! Want a San Francisco Surprise for breakfast? Yeah? Ok!
ooooaoaaaaarrrrrggghgh!!!

by Sir Cums-A-Lot July 4, 2006

oops pow surprise

The worst freestyle ever. Featured on the music episode of Chapelle's Show. It goes something like "You beating me is like Billy Crystal beating Scarface. You can't see it, blind to the eyes, OOPS POW SURPRISE!"

Can't see it, blind to the eyes, OOPS POW SURPRISE! OOOOOOOHHHH!!

by thedrizzle June 23, 2005

suprise party

To get jumped. to get robbed or stuck up.

Yo, dese nigas round the corner throwing surpirse parties.

by nahj May 9, 2005

Dookie Surprise

The act of sewing a love partner's rectum up nice and tight just like a wrapped X-mas present. Next you feed him/her continously for a few days with no bathroom break. After this process is complete you can safely jam your male organ up his/her rectrum and have the dookie surprised you desired.

Dookie Surprise Foreplay
You: Baby, do you really need to go yet?
Partner: Yes, I can't hold it any longer!
You: Alright! Here I come!
Partner: *SHIT NOISE X100*
You: Your butt-hole is so tight and smelly my love
Partner: I love you.

by FuraiGuy October 9, 2007

tijuana surprise

when you're having sex with a girl on the beach and right before you cum, you throw sand in her eyes, cum, and run away

She's totally pregnant, I gave her the Tijuana Surprise.

by the1js July 12, 2009