salty surprise

gravy with some salt and marshmallows

i just had some salty surprise on my mashed potatoes

by coloie November 28, 2021

surprise body

When an individual has a body the antithesis of what you were expecting.

Gilbret may seem really geeky, but he has an amazing surprise body! Washboard abs and everything

by August Harley-Williams December 24, 2011

Kidney Surprise

When you nut and pass a kidney stone in someone's mouth at the same time.

Gave her the good old Kidney Surprise

by bzk25 February 7, 2020

Koala Surprise

Originated from an Australia, when a girl gives you Chlamydia. Koalas are known to have chlamydia.

Some say the phrase was first coined by a random Aussie lass who knew too much about koalas.

That lassie gave me the ole koala surprise. But she was worth it

by Strikefv October 17, 2023

Surprise attack

When your on your bed with her forcinating missionary,you take it out her vagina and stick it in her butt.

Me and my girl was doing bits the other day,I pulled a surprise attack.

by Bigman577544 June 9, 2021

Spunky Surprise

When a woman is performing fellatio and she knows the man is about to shoot his load, so in essence, she shoots it into his own face. The woman would essentially point the dick directly up, or at an angle for maximum damage on impact. This is utilized for revenge.

Man 1: So that bitch found out I was cheating on her...

Man 2: Ohh yea, how'd that go?

Man 1: Awfully, she gave me a spunky surprise and after it knocked me out she sedated me and chopped off my left nut.

by themurf1500 February 27, 2011

The Surprise Party

When you think you took a quick, little shit and then look down in the toilet bowl afterwards and it's the biggest log of shit you've ever seen, Surprise!

I was at a party at my friend's house and really had to go, little did I know I was in for The Surprise Party that clogged the bowl.

by Fortunato5 March 28, 2015