Surfing the Web

A term used by fucking losers who have no idea what the hell the internet or computers can be used for.

"Yo g, i wuz surfing the web last night and found some tight sites on moose spread"

by numbah one amish skanksta August 26, 2006

surf merchant

A person who fucks people over.

Dave, the cunt, nicked my fuckin guitar leads last month and hasn't given me them back. Fuckin surf merchant!

by neil kilby May 5, 2006

surfer sadie

amazing girl normally really hot. surf obbsesed (not in a bad way lol) and a bit of a raver kid

surfer sadie = super raver kid

by reidys1 May 9, 2008

dirt surfing

when a man, opting for non-penetration, rubs his wriggle-stick between a girl's ass mountains.

dude, i heard adam was totally dirt surfing three girls last night. it made his weiner look like an angry mexican.

by Bruno & Speedy April 8, 2010

Sack Surfer

A hoe

That chick is a sack surfer

by qwertylkjgfdsdfghnjm,.,kjhgfds January 7, 2013

surfer

1. a person who enjoys and engages in the act of surfing

2. a sterotype often seen in movies. Includes: wearing long shorts, an unbuttoned, sleeveless, colorful, flowered shirt of some kind, sunglasses, a tan, long bleached blonde hair, and saying things like "DUDE" and GNARLY" and "WHOA, CHECK THAT OUT DEWD" and other nonsensical, yet somewhat amusing expressions like that. Often stoned as well.

1. a man/women who surfs in Hawaii, or California, and to a lesser extent, Vietnam.

2. Michaelangelo from the Ninja Turtles & Jeff Spicoli of Ridgemont High,

by The Unsilent Majority July 9, 2003

Surf N Turf

When a straight couple is having sexual intercourse in the missionary position while another man and/or woman licks both of their sexual organs at the same time

Jared: Last night was fucking crazy man!
Steve: Why bro?
Jared: Cuz I was pounding your sisters taco with my man hammer and your girlfriend came in and started licking my bitches pussy and my dick at the same time!
Steve: aw, the old Surf N Turf?

by Sean MacDonald August 14, 2008