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Stumps Gimpmore

This title is reserved for the masters of worthlessness & desperation. So devout in their mission they are willing to stick their hand in a running mower but so spineless in their effort they only can graze a finger. Their goal being solely for empathy & laziness. Excusing themselves from doing anything requiring effort because their finger is hurt.
Look over there, Stumps Gimpmore whining about his hand so his ex will help him.
by Eclass September 15, 2025
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Stump Muncher

Someone who likes to suck dick and does it often.
Damn bitch you becomin’ a damn stump muncher the way you be runnin’ to lick his lollipop.
by RiRi the Roach September 24, 2025
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tree stumping

To spit on the ground and put ones cigarette out in the saliva and leave it sticking upwards towards the sky.
"Dammit, I always get butts on my shoes because some dumbass keeps tree stumping"
by Dee Lauris September 29, 2004
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kikin Stump

I was sittin on my deck lookin at a stup & realized I was going nowhere . Kinda like " kikin Stump"
A.K.A. cut off tree ( for you wankers )
by Schism420 October 16, 2008
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chump stumping

A deliberate act of sabotage through misdirection or misinformation aimed at maintaining locus of control in interpersonal interactions; often times involves deliberately withholding key information or misrepresenting policy or procedure in an effort to manipulate others, typically for personal gain.
Janie knew the intern would outshine her at the next board meeting, so she chump stumped him by telling him the APR was .01% as opposed to .1%. All of his figures were off, and he looked foolish after Janie pointed out “his simple math mistake”.

Chump Stumping can also be used reflexively

The customer had many questions about the return policy and seemed hesitant to purchase the item. Tom really needed the commission, so he answered all the customer’s questions but stumped the chump by not mentioning service and repackage fees on return.
by mollymoo5 October 17, 2010
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munted stump

An example of a munted stump is Angelica Bucca. No further explaining needed.x
"Angelica is my munted stump". Said Kate
by Vancruiser101 October 8, 2013
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dump stump

"Dude, I gotta jump on my dump stump and squeeze one out"
by The frankenloaf October 14, 2013
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