cock screamer

n. A morning wood erection so shocking in its ferocity that the phenomenon has been described by eminent scientists as the physical equivalent of a prolonged, audible scream. Occurs without warning, and does not require sexual stimuli. Usually occurs during sleep, leading to awakening caused by its severity. Duration is commonly protracted. Unlike a typical erection, a cock screamer is hard enough to bang a nail into a wall.

"Ken, I know it's early but I think that's the postman knocking on the front door with my parcel. Would you get out of bed and get it for me? I can't find my underwear again, and the last time I answered the door naked to him, he fell backwards and broke his wrist."

"Sorry Joan, there's no way I can get it. I've got a real cock screamer going on down here and it's showing no signs of calming down. If I open the door I'll take the lad's fucking eye out."

by VeggieBurger234 April 26, 2017

Glove Steamer

A fisted vagina after a hot steamy shower.

Susie -"Jimmy, why are your hands warm and wet?"
Jimmy-"Oh Susie, I had them in the ol' Glove steamer."

by BroCafe September 23, 2017

Screw Steamer

"Screw steamer" is an old style term for a ship powered by a steam engine. (WINK)

"I bet if you looked at the urban dictionary listing for “screw steamer” you’d get a much different answer then on wikipedia, said Lauren Rock."

by SmashGladly November 22, 2017

rice steamer

A (almost always) white guy that dates asian women. They are stereotypically effeminate and go for them so they can feel manly compared to their slim physiques and thigh pussies(for obvious reasons), and/or far-rightists that reject white women on the grounds that they aren't traditional and "burn the coal" and cheat, while asian women are more submissive.

Analogous to coal burner and oil driller

1:Is that John with is Viet girlfriend?
2:Yeah, dude was cheated on by his previous girlfriend
3:What a typical rice steamer

by Glitchy Mob February 16, 2018

Schwarzmann Steamer

After taking a massive shit, you accidentally flick the bathroom heater switch instead of the bathroom ventilator switch, then leave and close the door. So instead of blowing the stinky air out of the room, you lock it in and heat it up.

Damn son, did you leave a schwarzmann steamer in bathroom? It's hot as fuck in here and stinks like hell!

by icicler September 8, 2018

Dutch Steamer

When you're taking a hot shower and you fart, causing all the steam from the hot shower to basck you in your own bodily stench.

Dude, I was totally taking a shower and I gave myself a Dutch Steamer

by Boatdock2018 October 25, 2018

Stanley Steamer 2.0

When a revolting, repellent, repulsive, sickening, nauseating, nauseous, stomach-churning dump is eradicated from the body of a male of greater than or equal to 74 inches tall while a female is taking a hot and steamy shower. This must occur while in Stanley Idaho and in a bathroom without ventilation.

Dana just Stanley Steamer 2.0'd Emily... I hope she can come out of this one alive.

by concerned_frind_of_emily December 6, 2018