wind sports

Farting on or being farted on for sexual pleasure.

I thought we were just going to do some wind sports but he followed through.

by templehoffer October 26, 2012

jolly good sport

a man that used to have a trampoline but now is a professional cup pong loser

tyler nobbs is a jolly good sport

by riodej October 10, 2019

Sports

the vague concept of moving your body to achieve the goal of making kids cry

Dad: Hey son, lets play some sports
Son: OK
Dad: (pulls out belt)

by GetReadyEpicGamers238 February 3, 2019

meat sports

Name commonly given to traditional, physical sports from the perspective of esports and esports leagues

"Despite the young age of the esports league, its audience size is comparable to traditional meat sports"

"I prefer esports to meat sports"

by Pasty C April 12, 2022

Sport

Not Chess

"Chess is not a sport you double chin, greasy fingered, moron"

by King_Derp135 May 27, 2022

Sports Game

There is a game. Its a sports. Therefore, its a sports game.

We have a sports game today at 7 pm

by Bigthiccdiccricc November 25, 2021

EA Sports

It's in the game

"Hey man, you want to play football"
"We can play it on EA Sports"
"How? Is it in the game or something?"

by Spaghetti Stevo January 22, 2020