Slurpee

7-11 Drink which actually contains .08% urine extract for tang, hence the slur-"pee".

by Anonymous September 18, 2003

Splurpling

Uncontrolable leaking out of male organs while in soft state.

I'm splurpling!

by CheerHawk September 25, 2009

Slurping Your Soup

The act of eating someone out and enjoying all the noodles and chunks of chicken that come along.

I was slurping your soup last night in bedddddd. gettteerrrr done.

by Kathryn Ann the third June 8, 2011

Slurpintine

Burned, Sizzled, Shot down.

You just got slurpintined.

by Bunghead the Asian Beetle October 24, 2011

Slurp n Turf

When a female fucks up bad enough to warrant reparations, paid out by the act of cooking a fillet naked, then as the male eats said fillet, proceeds to "slurp" the males cock.

Bob's wife got too drunk and gave out her number at a bar, so she had to give a Slurp n Turf to Bob.

by gmss February 6, 2013

splurfing

or 'splurfing the web'

To describe when the control of your computer has been temporarily usurped by your balls, resulting in the subconscious browsing of attractive people via social networking sites.

"Man, half an hour ago i was reading about the shark-finning situation in asia, and all of a sudden i regained consciousness with a semi, looking at photo 97/105 of an album entitled "mallorca hols 2010", by a woman i don't even know!"

"damned privacy settings cost me 20 mins of splurfing time"

by Mr Mange September 2, 2013

Slurpeeholism

When a person drinks an excessive amounts of Slurpees to the point where it is an addiction. Similar to alcoholism but it's with Slurpees instead of booze

"Man, Jeff has been getting way too many Slurpees, it's kind if weird."
"Well you know, he suffers from Slurpeeholism

by Nbob314 May 11, 2014