Sploogyboi

When you crack a sploogy and it becomes awkward as heck. Also can be used in describing the sploog factor of barbaric wranglers.

Bob was in the meeting when he let a sploogyboi slip.

The barbaric wrangler named ,Will Ferrel, had a sploogyboi factor of 179.

by Titoboui March 4, 2018

Spooge Gutters

Also know as "fake eyelashes". They have been known to keep Spooge out of a girl's eyes when receiving a facial blast or during an ample Bukaki Session.

After an intense sexual encounter last night, I gave Jenny a full facial. Thank god she had her spooge gutters on, if not her eyes could have been glued shut!

by BillyJoJimBob July 9, 2018

Spooge

A simile for cum or the act of cumming or cum mixed with other bodily fluids

I'm gonna spooge on her face.. or she had spooge dripping out of her ass

by Pageman818 September 25, 2018

Spooge

Anything you can't identify visually, you do not want to stick your finger into, you do not want to smell

It's all covered in Spooge. I stepped in some Spooge. When I ran over it Spooge went everywhere.

by Schmeckus December 30, 2018

Sploogfam

When u swallow too much cum

That girl is a fucking sploogfam I swear

by Bigholepussy April 22, 2019

Sploogie

Entity, the aftermath of one's ejaculatory sessions manifesting upwards within their body to create an elder god like being that consumes that of which belongs of others there by growing in size and making human reproduction impossible.

Well tarnation, there goes my sploogie wreaking havoc on the middle east.

by Qin Napels May 13, 2019

Spooge Mongrel

A person so easily aroused that any theme of a sexual nature will cause them to spooge themselves within seconds

"The other day , Johnny spooged himself at my daughters Bat Mitzvah as soon she started her reading...what a spooge mongrel"

by spoogelad May 14, 2019