Social Retard

1) One who is slow at the social scene. 2) One who is blamed for not attending manysocial events. 3) A person who choses not to be social.

Dude, if your aren't going to the football game, then you're a social retard!

by tripleplay1882 October 1, 2010

Socially Bankrupt

To have no friends, resources, or the ability to make reciprocal conversation. Most socially bankrupt individuals live out lives of social isolation. Others who are socially bankrupt will apply for social welfare by paying to join groups to make friends. Sometimes socially bankrupt individuals experience social aphasia, which results in the bankruptcy of their social lives.

After years of drug abuse, deception, cheating, stealing, and racism Bobby was socially bankrupt.

Socially bankrupt, Tammy turned to an organization promoting the promise of true love.

by SsTtUu June 10, 2011

social fap bust

The word for the moment when someone texts you (skype, kik etc.) or calls you while fapping to some nice porn.

Hey, guess what? Yesterday i was watching some nice xxx. While I was fapping, my friend texted me! That was a total social fap bust...

by WordExplainer February 5, 2014

Social media

Something that’s amazing! Life changing, great, so many good things come from this. But wait..no it’s not. It’s pressure, anxiety. I’m sorry to bring the dark side down on things but I can’t help it. It’s bullying, pain, feeling worthless, feeling like you don’t measure up.

“Social media will be the death of me”

by floralbears229 November 5, 2018

Social glue

(n.) A person that has multiple friends that don’t interact with eachother unless they happen to hang out together with that one person.

Ashley: Henning asked if you wanted to hang out with us after the lectures?
Tian: Sure. It is just the three of us or did he invite those friends from his high school again?
Ashley: Of course he did, he’s such a social glue...

by nutbox March 16, 2020

on social

Presently or previously viewing or engaging in social media. A term that emerged in mid 2020 to describe social media as a whole, rather by individual platform.

“So I was on social last night reading about BIPOC protesters.”

“I’m looking at all of these fools out during a pandemic on social”

by Simon Levesque July 27, 2020

el cajon social security office

ssi office in greater san diego area where workers regularly revoke ssi rights of long time receipients including the severely mentally challenged/ brain damaged and the lifelong deaf and blind.

A deaf man got his ssi payments cut off at the el cajon social security office yesterday after receiving benefits since the age of 3.

by ellesmelle March 27, 2004