Pumpkin Smurfing

When a male prostitute disguises himself as a female adolescent to attract pedophiles and eventually have sex with them. Once in the act, the prostitute reveals his wang, and ass blasts the innocent pedophile giving him AIDS. Also there is a pumpkin.

Bro, that chick last night was a dude! My ass is so sore, he was definitely pumpkin smurfing.

by BizzyBalls June 5, 2022

Smurfing

When you pick dingle berries out of your lovers asshole while you both mutually masturbate.

Me and my girlfriend tried smurfing last week, I didn't really like it.

by greencat420 July 9, 2011

Smurf

A blue,small creature who is a faggot and is also known to be a dumb ass

person1: what would you class yourself as?
person2: a smurf

by thatstheteasisx January 4, 2019

zelly smurf

Jezell Smurf

look at shitface AKA zelly Smurf

by KING fatass May 24, 2022

Smurf

A smurf is a person who is addicted to "blues" (30 mg oxycodone pills). They spend every dollar they have on blues, and do anything they can to get another blue.

Did you spot Jim $10?... "Nah that smurf only has money for roxys"

by GerThaBear September 8, 2013

Smurfed

When a black guy in Bushwich NYC grabs you and spray paints your balls blue

"Dude did you hear about Alban? He tried to buy a bike in Bushwick and got smurfed!"

by Chonky Nuts October 19, 2020

Smurf J

Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.

Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.

by catheterking June 26, 2020