shifting

another word for stealing in a shop or jacking from a shop

michael says to the shopkeeper "what the rasclat bombaclat man fink me shifting for, me was just buying some bombaclating orange juice for bombaclats sake, you fuking bombaclating talibane"

by Sonic (london bre August 26, 2005

Sifty Senior

A mentor to Sifty Junior. This species will sift on such internet sites as MySpace, Friendster, Match.com and various other internet sites under various aliases collating an extensive collection of potential female conquests. This species also prowls around bars for drunk and unsuspecting victims to vigourously grind down on the dancefloor.

"Yo Sifty Senior is at it again, he's got his head down, intense look on his face grinding the hell of that slut on the dancefloor. Hope he doesn't leave his phone and jacket at the bar tonight!"

by Siftster September 6, 2006

sift

To ejaculate into a type of strainer, or "sifter", and then proceed to spread your man butter across someone's face.

Being the lonely teenager he was, Andrew frequently sifted on his own face at night.

by Wave of Sift December 12, 2008

Shifty

Roy Cropper look-a-like from Worthing who despite being clearly socially inept has a growing fan base at his college

"No-one likes me, i lack social skills, dear god/allah/luke webb(whatever your religion or non-religion) why can't i be like Shifty

by Arbeit_Macht_Frei November 19, 2004

Ghost Shift

When you show up to work your night shift. clock in then dissapear to whereabouts unknown. Eight hours later you return to clock out. Nobody knows where you went and they think you called in sick when you really didnt.

What? Glenn was here tonight? I thought he called in sick tonight. He pulled a Ghost Shift!

by Glennamus Maximus November 4, 2009

Shift Key Crazy

When you go Shift Key Crazy you capitalize every beginning letter of every word you type, or in other cases capitalize every other letter in a word.

Charles: "I just got an email from my girlfriend!"
Derek: "Damn she went shift key crazy, look at all those caps!"

Email: "Hey ChArlEs I ToTalLy LoVeD THe MoViE We SAw LaSt NIghT, I WoUld LoVe To SeE AnoTheR!!"

by JAlexander3542 April 26, 2010

Shift Dress

Garment worn by females who need to get the shift. Research indicates wearing a shift dress increases the likelyhood of the shift by approx 104%.

'Did you see that really hot guy scoring the grenade in the shift dress?'

'Maybe she's born with it?'

'Maybe it's the shift dress she's wearing'.

by gettheshiiiiift December 20, 2010