satan's jizz

A large amount of bloody discolored semen that burns as it goes down a woman's throat or up her ass.

Shaqueena: gimme 'day nut
Derrick: yea baby take my cum
Shaqueena: ow that burns like Satan's Jizz
Derrick: fuck baby you'll just need some penicillin in a week or so.

by Satansjizz June 7, 2014

saltacious

The character of saltiness. A saltacious person "gets salty" with others.

"Look, you jerk. Don't be saltacious with me. You're the one who fucked up here.

by Docula June 1, 2016

satan's straw

When you're hitting the bong and you accidentally suck up bong water. Bong water that is spit out as a result of satan's straw is referred to as satan's spit

-*hitting bong* *slurps up water and chokes* dude wtf?
- lol fuckin satan's straw dude

by Camokaze May 22, 2017

satan's cotton little finger

The religious way to say tampon.

If you use satan's cotton little finger, you are going to hell.

by Chocolate Chip Coder November 29, 2017

Satan

The used to be angel that was cast down from heaven due to him jealousy of God and wanting to have more power.

You will be tempted by Satan a lot...

by gEt ReKt BoI December 9, 2017

Satan's workshop

A place that really sucks to go to, or causes you or others much pain and suffering

I have to get up at 8:00 in the morning to go to Satan's workshop

by Richard Stands February 3, 2018

Satan

An edgy 12yo from Florida who needs an asswhooping.

Ugh, that boy is literally Satan.

by salixalba June 3, 2018