Turkey Sammich

Splitting her butt cheeks apart, slathering mayonnaise up and down her crack, adding turkey, lettuce and tomatoes- then proceeding to chow down on your delicious sammich between the best buns.

I came home, grabbed m girl and made her a turkey sammich.

by El Pedro. Bendejo March 30, 2024

Christian Sammie Dawes

Someone sexy who is, intelligent and super ambitious.

“He was such a Christian Sammie Dawes”

by cracker7777 April 1, 2024

Sanitation sammich

When two gay bears share a frozen turd as a dildo and press their "buns" together.

Last night's sanitation sammich had corn in it.

by Gallo de Muerte November 25, 2024

mashed sammich

A mashed sammich is when you take a piece of bread and smash it in your hand to eat like a sandwich. Nothing on it, just bread.

Boy: Grandpa I'm hungry

Grandpa: *smashes a piece of bread* There ya go, mashed sammich.

by ShitDemonFromDogma June 24, 2024

Alfi Sigmič

Its a sigma version of a singer named Alfi Nipič

Broooo are you a Alfi Sigmič

by Sigmaaaaa June 25, 2024

Patio Simian

A classier term to replace the phrase “Porch Monkey” on the competitive racism scene

P1- “did you see that patio simian using all his food stamps on grape kool-aid”
P2- “Yeah bro, like get a job, you ape”

by HazmatTechni-10 December 11, 2025

Playing Simcity

When instead of focusing on battle and conquest in any combat-oriented RTS game, you spend the resources meticulously designing your own home base/town/castle. This is detrimental outside of single-player mode.

"This little kid is just playing Simcity. Let's nuke his shit."

by Susie Sue December 24, 2025