Noun. An indivual, usually femail but not necessarily so, who has a particular knack for attracting men with small penises.
Christ Sharon, I've e done it again, picked up a guy last night who rattled around like a marble in a bin lid. Why am I the world's biggest shrimp Potter?
by Myersrum April 09, 2024
by percaholiv August 18, 2023
Shrimp and aardvarks have an unlikely yet unwavering connection, and are often seen verbally stimming together and creating bonds and whatnot. Shrimp and aardvarks, when paired together, talk so much to each other that their language becomes slurred and esoteric, and is impossible to understand even for other shrimp and aardvarks. Since there is a size difference between the shrimp and the aardvark (the aardvark being bigger), there is a clear power dynamic in which aardvarks bully shrimp and call them homosexuals. Despite aardvarks being mean to shrimp, there is no question that these two species are inseparable.
by Shrimp954 December 03, 2024
extremely hairy pubic hair that hasnt been shaved in about six years, and an extremely small penis with it.
by sls143babe November 17, 2011
I went to go down on Blow Job Betty last night and had to back off because I was met with a large waft from her dirty shrimp dinner.
by Lickus Dickliosis April 06, 2017
When your posture is so fucking bad you more closely resemble a shrimp with scoliosis than a human being (removes several inches off height)
by live laugh yarn December 28, 2022
"Why would you have seggs with her, she's so ugly, look at her face"
"I just did 'the shrimp' to her. Face off, body in"
"Alex is doing the shrimp to her, hehehe"
"I just did 'the shrimp' to her. Face off, body in"
"Alex is doing the shrimp to her, hehehe"
by NuovoAntares May 11, 2023