" STOP USING F****** SHOTGUNS IT'S LIKE YOU PAID FOR THE $70 VERSION OF COOKIE CLICKER CLICK CLICK CLICK LIKE HOW DOWN BAD ARE YOU FOR KILLS YOU UNSKILLED FELINE LIKE LISTEN YOU GET A FREE PASS IF YOU'RE GRINDING CAMOS THAT'S DIFFERENT BUT SO F****** HELP ME IF I SEE SOMEONE USING A GOD DAMN SHOTGUN WITH ORION MASTERY CAMO I AM GOING TO ALL 7 DRAGON BALLS ALL 7 CHAOS EMERALDS AND EVERY SINGLE F****** INFINITY STONE TO SUPERCHARGE MY ORGANS AND BECOME A LITERAL FLYING GOD JUST SO I CAN PERSONALLY FIND YOU AND VAPOURIZE YOU WITH MY HAND LAZERS AND IT'S GONNA SOUND LIKE THIS AAAAAAAH"
quote from theslimeninja2839
quote from theslimeninja2839
by LIME_kayton December 8, 2023

by cheeseburger man with fries June 12, 2025

Shotgunning is a means of consuming a beverage, particularly beer, very quickly by punching a hole in the side of the can, near the bottom, placing the mouth over the hole, and pulling the tab to open the top.
by Yagirlkween October 29, 2018

A technique to get laid. In a social situation, ask every girl at the function to have sex as the opener to the conversation. When they say no, immediately go to the next one.
It is called "The Shotgun" because if you try it at work, you will probably get "fired." You can be fired more than once. I have been fired many times in this way.
It is called "The Shotgun" because if you try it at work, you will probably get "fired." You can be fired more than once. I have been fired many times in this way.
Brad: "Dude I can't get any pussy"
Chad: "Have you tried The Shotgun?"
Brad: "I've tried it many times, but it only works with the hoes at FSU in Tallahassee, FL"
Chad: "Have you tried The Shotgun?"
Brad: "I've tried it many times, but it only works with the hoes at FSU in Tallahassee, FL"
by professional shoota man May 11, 2024

by The real l-o/d September 19, 2018

by SHOTGUN MCPIMPINS May 24, 2018

*happy couple sharing their experience*
(comment section)
"how the shotgun just appeared next to me 🥰🥰🥰 "
(comment section)
"how the shotgun just appeared next to me 🥰🥰🥰 "
by ThoughtsInThots July 13, 2023
