reality shifting

the scientific term for this is quantum leaping or quantum jumping. this is the the moving of your conscious mind to an alternate reality through the use of manifestation and quantum physics. many will say it is just lucid dreaming but it is very different. many people use this to go to hogwarts to date draco and it has become a huge trend on tiktok. be careful because a lot of people spread false info. yes it is real and yes it is possible. the cia released documents on it in the late 1900's so it has been a thing way before it was a trend. please do your research and don't go discouraging others if you don't believe in it.

person 1: "i cant wait to reality shift and go to hogwarts"

person 2: "isn't that just lucid dreaming?"

person 1: "no silly, when you reality shift you are going to a real place! reality shifting is the movement of your conscious mind from this reality to another"

by simpforcedricdiggory November 6, 2020

shitfingers

An insult meaning that a person metaphorically has his/her fingers covered in shit. A synonym for 'shit disturber'.

"Way to go shitfingers! Things were running smooth until you started asking too many questions!"

by King Byron August 22, 2008

Spitting Walrus

When a male cums into a females mouth and before she can swallow, pinchs her nose and the middle of her lips together so she coughs causing the cum to spit out the corners of her mouth forming the walrus tusks.

Steve: Hey Dave I totally gave a girl the spitting walrus last night.
Dave: Well done sir!

by Slinky30 July 8, 2006

Sitting in the Asshole

Sitting in your Maybach with the seat leaned back and the system bumping, puffing on a purple blunt while getting road dome and using your specially added smokescreen device to dodge the police.

Police 1: It sure is foggy outside.

Police 2: That's not fog. That's Weezy sitting in the asshole.

by vista and zoon February 7, 2010

Spitting Game

When a person tries to pimp someone of the female persuasion. Many times it involves one male macking many other females.

A player would spit game on prospective girlfriends

by Adam Coppinger November 18, 2003

Girlfriend Sitting

Looking after you're mate's girlfriend while he's away (for a short or long period), and treating her as if she was your own.

Person 1: "Who's that girl that James is with? Is that his mrs?"
Person 2: "Nah, he's just girlfriend sitting for a few weeks"

by Pillobeam September 14, 2009

baby sitting

When a person is smokin weed, drinking, or doin something else that involves sharing just sits there and continues to take multiple hits, drinks.. etc. without passing it to the next person in rotation.

this action will get you inevitably punched.

Babysitter: *puff puff*.. hey man did you see that chick?..*puff puff*..yea man she was hot.. *puff puff*
Friend: dude what the fuck! quit baby sitting that shit!
*punches leg*
Babysitter: gahh what the hell i wasnt! that was my first hit!
Friend: yea whatever just pass that shit your fuckin up rotation!

by peacefulpothead March 22, 2008