Eat Shit

Common phrase to implore someone to eat your feces. Usually because they stole from you or because they are a pedophile. Only to be used before you call his wife a cunt even if she is a total cunt.

If you can get that guy to call 1-802-EAT-SHIT, maybe he will get some closure and move on by getting a job and not stalking all his neighbors. Eat Shit dude!!

by cuntlisa May 19, 2018

reggie shits

The tendency to become nervous and thus need to defecate, prior to running a race at the Reggie Lewis Track and Athletic Center in Boston, MA.

“Wow, Wyatt’s race is coming up soon and he’s not back from the bathroom yet. He must have the Reggie shits!”

by 1000moffun December 22, 2019

Shit shooter

A butthole

She had a thong shoved right up her shit shooter.

by Ginger Snappah Head October 4, 2021

Moby Shit

One in a great while a person with take a massive assive shit that will hurt. This only counts if its a single turd. This turd is named Moby Shit.

I had my Moby Shit yesterday

by zacherzach February 21, 2011

Iceberg Shit

When taking a dump and the crap piles up above the water line in the toilet.

After taking a dump I was amazed at the Iceberg shit that was in the toilet.

by Splatz321 August 24, 2013

Science and shit

When you know the answer is scientific and you don't care to know how it works but need to explain it to somebody.

Why did they (the manufacturer) make it that way? That's a good question. It's science and shit.

by Ayrez December 9, 2014

chipotle shit

A massive fecal experience that occurs after eating a Chipotle burrito that makes your toilet look as if there was an explosion that came out of your anus.

Pete, I just took a chipotle shit and my ass is on fire.

by Pizzile December 19, 2006