semen

1) Already mentioned.
2) A very common male name in Russia. Sometimes guy's last name duplicates first name with postfix "ov". It's not associated with spunk in russian.

Cum here for lunch, Semen Semenov.

by Antispark April 23, 2008

semen

Waylon Smithers: "I don't think women and seamen go together, sir
C. Montgomery Burns: "We know what YOU think, Smithers".

REAL men don't eat quiche - or semen...

by contlogs August 20, 2003

semen demon

a man that constantly loves to ejaculate by himself or all over his partner due to the fact that he has a huge load to show off with.

Can you please stop ejaculating on me like a semen demon!

by talleres December 7, 2010

Semen's Burial

The sexual practice where a man holds a woman upside down and she sucks him off and chokes on the payload of sperm. It may also come out the womans' nose.

Last night Charlotte gave me a semen's burial but had to stop she choked on my spunk.

by CoinneachWatches'TheOneShow' January 9, 2010

semenite

That thing you get when you jack off way too hard so that when you jizz, you can only squirt out tiny sprits every few seconds.

After masturbating WAY too hard, I could only manage to get out a few semenites.

by stikkky December 28, 2011

semen werewolf

Relating to a person who aggressively seeks out sex wee, either based on Lunar desire, or just rabbid lust.

Looks like Nichola needs to feed.
Semen werewolfs out again

by blackbeardy January 19, 2014

selective memeory

Continuously posting and reposting every meme that supports your own point of view, without regard to accuracy.

James posts his extreme right-wing memes to our thread daily. But no one is persuaded by his selective memeory.

by Sassafrass Grove November 8, 2017