Bagel-Hole-Screwer

One who is so lame that the only hole they'll ever get is the one in the center of their morning bagel. They usually eat it afterwards, with butter and a different, homemade cream cheese.

Peter: Quagmire watch the numbers would you? I'm going to heat up a bagel and have sex with it.
Quagmire: The butter's in the fridge, you dirty bagel-hole-screwer!

by Teh Judas November 4, 2009

Screw ball

a real screw up...no reference

you

by Anonymous September 25, 2003

put out a forest fire with a screwdriver

Term used to describe a person with excessive acne on their face or other extremities.

Oh man! Her face looks like someone tried to put out a forest fire with a screwdriver.

by Cheesester October 24, 2008

screwed, blued, and tatooed

An all inclusive weekend in which all the basics were covered.

How was your weekend? Great !!!

I got screwed, blued blown, and tatooed.

by Back tothe Future September 19, 2004

jewish screwdriver

A alcoholic drink made with cheap vodka.

also a sex position.

that jerk over there tried to pick me up by buying me a jewish screwdriver like im some kind of cheap whore.

hey babe can we try the jewish screwdriver tonight im feeling adventurous.

by eddy spagetti August 11, 2008

mexican donkey screw

Your mother taking it up the butt from a large donkey.

That the hardest damn mexican donkey screw I've ever seen.

by Anonymous June 11, 2006

screwdriver

They were the first white power punk band, who were really just an actual punk band that went racist.

"ian stuart we're glad your dead"
Ian stuarts is the lead singer to screwdriver.

by Marcos, Mike October 3, 2006