swamp donkey

A fat bitch that is so chubby around her vaginal area that you have to throw flour on her to find the wet spot.

Yo mama.

by northsideboys October 23, 2003

swamp ass

When the area of speaking becomes chafed and irritated due to extreme ass wiping and/or sweating and is made worse by having the hangover runs.My name is mud

I got swamp ass so bad it hurts to stand still, much less walk or sit.

by Skip Jack October 2, 2005

swampie

A person (typically male) who rarely leaves their room, wheather it be in a residence hall or apartment. They do emerge for classes. The swampie typically develops and flourishes in a University setting. They are charaterized by advanced unkempt beard growth and overall poor hygene. A partially unbuttoned hawiian shirt regardless of weather may also be an indicator.

Pizza, carbonated beverages, and various junk food comprises a typical meal. Swampies are known to move together in packs when venturing out of their room from an exhastive game of WoW or other extremely time consuming MMORPG.

Ryan: Whoa! Table of swampies, your 3 o'clock.
Me: Hehe.

by Doug the great December 15, 2005

swamper

Usually an ugly female who is preyed upon due to her unfortunate physical characteristics by men desirous of sexual activity.

"Hey bro, after we finish this case of Natty Ice lets pick up some swampers down at the trailer park."

by DZAK47 December 29, 2007

swamp dump

Taking a shit after running, biking, fighting, sweating, rock climbing, roofing, moshing, or seeing 311 at Sokol Hall in Omaha Nebraska.

After dominating ninjas and arm wrestling germans, Paul decided to take a shit but realized he had a swamp dump situation.

by Paul & Nate December 18, 2007

swamp vag

When a girl forgets to change her tampon for too long a time, thus producing a seriously rank odor.

Ugh, I've been so busy I've got swamp vag.

by LahDeeDah August 27, 2007

Swamp Thumb

when you insert for any reason your thumb into your balloon knot, usually though to increase pleasure during masturbation, and when you are done slappin' your junk around and start to feel 1/2 homo, you pull out your sticky thumb covered in butt sweat, and shitty ass goo out and you realize you have Swamp Thumb.. you know, the funk that just doens't wash off... it's like a juicy ass coating on your tunmb that usually remains malodorous for a few hours..

So hey bro, i was jackin' my cock the other night, and right before i shot my cock-snot, i jammed my thumb up into my poopchute for a little colon tickle... when i pulled it out, i realized i had some nasty swamp thumb, so i gave my roommate a hitler while he was sleeping!

by xbhotlava October 20, 2007